I read this blog post about book reviews over at Katherine Logan's. With a recently published ebook, I’m obviously very keen on knowing what people think about it. But so far, there are no reviews.
Give it time, you say? You’ve only just published it last week and no one's ever fucking heard of you, you also say?
Yes, alright, but my patience could not care less about that. It is riding me hard, pestering me and screaming in my ear: “Why can’t you get any reviews? People have bought it, or, well, downloaded it when it was free, anyway.”
What? Give them time to read it first?
But it’s so short. It’s only, like, 70 pages or so. It’s a novella, for crying out loud.
What do you mean, I don’t write reviews myself?
I don’t write reviews myself…?!
Fine! Then I will...! Starting today, I’m going to write reviews of every book I read and put it on Amazon. Happy?
Still would like someone to tell me what they thought of my book, though…